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i love someone that doesn’t love me back… </3

• Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
• Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
• this is so harsh, yet kinda funny..and true

• other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
• me: adios bitchachos

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h0llow3yes:

Add that to your weird mental images

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autumnraeee:

Wanna try this

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